Stimmy
STIMULUS DISTRIBUTION PROTOCOL
NEXT DIRECT DEPOSIT
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FORM RH-1400 · ECONOMIC IMPACT PAYMENT · HOURLY · PAID IN USDG
VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. VALID EVERYWHERE ELSE.
TOTAL DISBURSED
$0.00
lifetime USDG to the roll
DEPOSITS SENT
0
one per hour, every hour
ON THE ROLL
—
wallets ≥ 10,000 STIMMY
THE POOL RIGHT NOW
—
converts to USDG on the hour
MY CHECK
YOUR WALLET IS YOUR MAILING ADDRESS
THE MONEY
ONE CURRENCY · ONE TAX · ONE ROLL · ONE CLOCK
ITEM
DETAIL
VALUE
USDG
GLOBAL DOLLAR · PAXOS-ISSUED · ROBINHOOD NATIVE
$1.00
THE TAX
3% ON EVERY TRADE · TAKEN IN NATIVE ETH AT THE SOURCE
75 / 25
THE ROLL
EVERY WALLET HOLDING ≥ 10,000 $STIMMY · TRACKED ON-CHAIN
PRO-RATA
THE CLOCK
DEPOSITS ON THE HOUR, EVERY HOUR · DUST HOURS ROLL OVER
:00
CONVERSION BOUNDED BY CHAINLINK ETH/USD · FUNDING & PUSHING PERMISSIONLESS · NO KEY CAN TOUCH THE USDG POOL
DISBURSEMENT LEDGER
ONE DEPOSIT PER HOUR · EVERY WALLET ON THE ROLL, EVERY TIME
DEPOSIT
ISSUED
PAY TO THE ORDER OF
TOTAL
STATUS
NOT YET ISSUED
THE FIRST CHECK DROPS AT LAUNCH — THE LEDGER FILLS ITSELF FROM THERE
AWAITING FIRST DISTRIBUTION
HOW IT PAYS
1
HOLD $STIMMY
Hold at least 10,000 $STIMMY. That is the entire application process. Your wallet is on the roll from the next block onward.
2
THE POOL FILLS
3% of every trade lands in the pool as ETH — split at the source by an immutable hook. On the hour it converts to Robinhood-native USDG at a Chainlink-bounded fill.
3
DIRECT DEPOSIT
The vault splits the hour's USDG across the entire roll, proportional to balance, and pushes every check straight to its wallet. No claim form — it just arrives.
WHO GETS A CHECK
Everyone at or above the floor — every hour, proportional to holdings. AMM pools, locked liquidity, routers and the ops wallets are struck from the roll at genesis, so 100% of every deposit goes to real holders. Holder wallets can never be excluded: there is no blacklist lever in the contract, and falling below the floor never forfeits USDG you already accrued.
WHERE THE MONEY COMES FROM
The 3% trade tax, taken in native ETH and split 75% pool / 25% ops by an immutable Uniswap v4 hook. The keeper converts the pool to USDG hourly with fills bounded by Chainlink; funding and pushing are permissionless, and once USDG enters the vault no key can ever touch it — the split is pure arithmetic. Too small an hour? It rolls over. Never wasted.
Stimmy
$STIMMY is a memecoin on Robinhood Chain. It is not issued, endorsed, or audited by any Treasury, government, brokerage, or by Paxos. USDG is a stablecoin issued by Paxos Digital Singapore Pte. Ltd. Nothing on this page is financial advice, a stimulus program, or a promise your government loves you. NOT VALID FOR CASHING AT ANY BANK.