Stimmy
STIMULUS DISTRIBUTION PROTOCOL
PAYOUTS TODAY
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FORM RH-2026 · ECONOMIC IMPACT PAYMENT · CONTINUOUS · PAID IN USDG
VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. VALID EVERYWHERE ELSE.
TOTAL REWARDS
$0.00
accrued to the roll, all time
CASHED TO WALLETS
$0.00
claimed or auto-delivered
ON THE ROLL
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wallets ≥ 10,000 STIMMY
PENDING CHECKS
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accrued, claimable right now
THE PAYROLL
USDG PAID TO THE ROLL · LAST 14 DAYS
0 TODAY
14 DAYS AGOTODAY
MY CHECK
YOUR WALLET IS YOUR MAILING ADDRESS
THE MONEY
ONE CURRENCY · ONE TAX · ONE ROLL · ONE CLOCK
ITEM
DETAIL
VALUE
USDG
GLOBAL DOLLAR · PAXOS-ISSUED · ROBINHOOD NATIVE
$1.00
THE TAX
3% ON EVERY TRADE · FUNDS THE POOL
3%
THE ROLL
EVERY WALLET HOLDING ≥ 10,000 $STIMMY · TRACKED ON-CHAIN
PRO-RATA
THE STREAM
CHECKS LAND AS THE POOL FILLS · SMALL AMOUNTS ACCRUE, NEVER EXPIRE
24/7
FUNDING AND PUSHING ARE PERMISSIONLESS · NO KEY CAN TOUCH THE USDG POOL · A MISSED RUN NEVER LOSES A CHECK
LIVE PAYOUTS
CHECKS LANDING IN REAL TIME · MOST RECENT FIRST
CHECK
LANDED
PAY TO THE ORDER OF
AMOUNT
STATUS
FEED SYNCING · CHECKS APPEAR HERE THE MOMENT THEY LAND
AWAITING FIRST DISTRIBUTION
HOW IT PAYS
1
HOLD $STIMMY
Hold at least 10,000 $STIMMY. That is the whole application. Your wallet is on the roll from the next block.
2
THE POOL FILLS
3% of every trade goes to the pool, set in code with no way to raise it. The pool converts to Robinhood native USDG before every payout.
3
DIRECT DEPOSIT
The vault splits the pool across the entire roll, sized to balance, and checks push straight to wallets as the money comes in. It just arrives, and anything accrued is claimable by you at any moment.
WHO GETS A CHECK
Everyone at or above the floor, sized to holdings. AMM pools, locked liquidity, routers and the ops wallets are struck from the roll at genesis, so every deposit goes to real holders. Holder wallets can never be excluded. There is no blacklist lever in the vault, and falling below the floor never forfeits USDG you already accrued.
WHERE THE MONEY COMES FROM
The 3% trade tax funds the pool, and the pool converts to USDG before it pays. The payout is pure arithmetic, sized to your holdings the moment the money lands. Small amounts accrue to your name until they are worth sending. Never wasted.
Stimmy
$STIMMY is a memecoin on Robinhood Chain. It is not issued, endorsed, or audited by any Treasury, government, brokerage, or by Paxos. USDG is a stablecoin issued by Paxos Digital Singapore Pte. Ltd. Nothing on this page is financial advice, a stimulus program, or a promise your government loves you. NOT VALID FOR CASHING AT ANY BANK.